What Can You Do With an English Major?

1 May

Robert Bement

Bob Bement (UMF 1984-1988) has served the last 21 years as a commissioned
officer in the Air Force. He has visited over 35 countries in that time and
has been stationed in several foreign lands, to include Japan, Germany,
Saudi Arabia, Honduras, and Alabama. A career intelligence officer, Bob has
reached the rank of lieutenant colonel and currently serves as a speech
writer and executive assistant to a 2-star general. In July, he will assume
command of Detachment 390, Air Force Reserve Officer Training Corps (ROTC) at the University of Michigan. Inspired by Tom Foster’s voluminous literary output, he recently self-published his first collection of stories, Just
Some Stories.

Who Are These People, Anyway?® curls up with a good book . . . and thinks that you should too.

19 Apr

Their_First_Quarrel,_Gibson2012-13 got too busy for us all to find the time to check in with you.  But here we are, a few days before “summer” comes to UM-Flint!  For this go-round, we asked ourselves what we were most determined to read this summer, and then each suggested a must-read title for you.  Below you’ll find evidence that English teachers really do like books, along with an  essential reading list for the beach.  See you next year!

Cathy Akers-Jordan
The Lord of the Rings by J. R. R. Tolkien.  Sure, the movies were great; the book is even better. The surface story is a good saga, but the deeper meanings (hope in the face of despair, sacrifice, friendship, environmentalism, and the value and price of freedom) make this book a timeless classic.  I’m reading Tolkien again because I’m working on two papers for publication. No matter how many times I read it, I always find new things I want to research and write about. Now THAT is a mark of good literature!eye-of-sauron_0

For students: The Ghost Map: The Story of London’s Most Terrifying Epidemic–and How It Changed Science, Cities, and the Modern World by Steven Johnson, which tells the story of the two men (a physician and a minister) who tracked the 1854 Cholera outbreak in London to its source: one well in Soho. It reads like a murder mystery but is a great illustration of how society influences the way we think, the use of the scientific method, the evolution of cities, and how all these things still influence us today.

Jacob Blumner
I’m determined to read Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can’t Stop Talking by Susan Cain because I’m interested in the intersection where introverts and extroverts meet, work, and live.

I would love my students to read Slowness by Milan Kundera.  Though not necessarily his best book, I think it is increasingly prescient for our time and it is an enjoyable read.

Stephanie Roach
I’m determined to read: The Woman Who Died A Lot: A Thursday Next Novel by Jasper Fforde.  I’ll leave it to the Cleveland Plain Dealer to describe why: “In Misery, Stephen King compares the euphoric feeling writers experience in creative bursts to ‘falling into a hole filled with bright light.’ Avid readers also know that feeling: A good story temporarily erases the world. British novelist Jasper Fforde has expanded on King’s simile in a wonderful seven-book series of novels featuring Thursday Next. Enormously knowledgeable about literary history, Fforde scatters nuggets for nerdy readers like me. By the end, all of Fforde’s myriad particles of plot, accelerated by his immense skill and narrative sense, collide, producing pyrotechnics and a passel of new particles to propel his next tale. I love the Thursday Next books, and when a new one appears, I don’t fall but leap into this bibliophile’s Wonderland.”

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The book I’d love students to read this summer: The Eyre Affair by Jasper Fforde.  Because this is how I fell in love with Jasper Fforde, his love of language, his ability to tell a good story and turn even the silly into something smart.  Because reading and writing are, at heart, fun.

Monika Ehrlich
The book I’m determined to read this summer is The Girls of Atomic City by Denise Kiernan. The book details the development of a whole community of women (as in, there was an empty area in Tennessee where they created a “city”) during WWII to w200px-EverythingIsIlluminatedork on the bomb…but they didn’t know that was what they were doing. I simply am intrigued by the topic and am trying to read more non-fiction.

The book I’d love my students to read this summer is Everything is Illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer. Foer is a superb writer – his use of humor (especially his humor), history, experimentation with structure and language and development of character would (I think!) grab some students who don’t find reading fiction enjoyable.

Mary Jo Kietzman
A 9-way tie! Janet Adelman, Blood Relations:  Christian and Jew in The Merchant of Venice; Henry David Thoreau, Walden; Stanley Cavell, The Senses of Walden; Charles Dickens, David Copperfield; William Blake, Milton; and in the Bible: Joshua, Judges, Samuel, Kings.435px-Henry_David_Thoreau_1862

For students:  Shakespeare, King Lear … so they are ready for the English department production!

Vickie Larsen
This summer I am reading: On the Genealogy of Morality, Friedrich Nietzsche, because I am thinking about modernity as an epistemology thaNietzschet developed, in part, as a reaction against medieval assumptions about knowledge and metaphysics.

For students: Not Nietzsche, but J. M. Coetzee’s 2013 novel, The Childhood of Jesus because Coetzee is incredible and this book looks really disruptive

Steve Bernstein
Swann’s Way by Marcel Proust, translated by Lydia Davis.  For a long time I’ve wanted to read Proust’s modernist masterpiece, In Search of Lost Time, in its entirety.  I read Swann’s Way years ago but never moved on to the other six books.  I’ve heard such good things about the newish Penguin translation (starting with Lydia Davis’s volume) that I’m trying again.

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Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert.  When I ask students, even M.A. students, if they’ve read this great novel, almost no one says yes.  It’s pivotal!  It’s wonderful!  It’s time to read the book that mixes a plot concerning the poor fit between romantic daydreams and middle-class life with one of the most dazzling displays of narrative technique ever laid down anywhere.  (Lydia Davis, a fabulous writer herself, has translated this one too.)

James Schirmer
One book I’m determined to reaWhyted: How Writing Came About, by Denise Schmandt-Besserat, because of my increasing interest in the history of writing alongside an already persistent interest in what we gain/lose in the move from handwriting to typing and texting.

One book I’d love for students to read: Crimes Against Logic, by Jamie Whyte, because of the importance of understanding, dissecting, and taking down dishonest and illogical arguments made by those in positions of power.

Kazuko Hiramatsu
I’ve always been curious about why I react negatively to certain fonts. A New York Times article on fonts led me to Simon Garfield’s Just My Type last summer. This summer, I’m planning to read Stephen Coles’ The Anatomy of Type.

It’s not a book but I hope students will read the posts on Language Log. It’s a great blog by multiple linguists who comment daily on language-related issues.

Tom Foster
My planned reading this summer: Transatlantic by Colum McCann, due out in June. The book mixes history and fiction in following three crossings from the U.S. to Ireland over 150 years, from Frederick Douglass to Senator George Mitchell, and promises to be very interesting. McCann, in addition to crafting exquisite narratives, is one of the premier stylists writing in English today. McCann was born in Ireland and is now a citizen of this country, and his grounding in — and fascination with — both cultures shows through in his writing.let-the-great-world-spin-book-cover

Continuing the theme, I would recommend to students McCann’s earlier Let the Great World Spin, which was a highly deserving winner of the National Book Award for 2009. He calls it his “9/11 novel” despite the fact that the events of 9/11 never appear. The lives of a disparate group of people—bereaved mothers of soldiers killed in Vietnam, a mother and daughter pair of prostitutes, artistic poseurs, a ruined Irish monk and his brother—are tied together by the events of the August day in 1974 when Phillipe Petit walked a wire between the Twin Towers. I read the evocative opening of Petit making his stroll in thin air, was instantly hooked, and never got unhooked. It is an amazing performance.

John Pendell
A book I’m determined to read this summer:  Ian McEwan, Atonement.  I’ll be spending some time in Britain this summer, and I like to read British authors while I’m there, particularly contemporary “greats.”

A book that students should read this summer: Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov.  You might as well take the summer to ponder some big, and possibly disturbing, ideas.  And if you’re going to do that, go really big.

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Hey, Majors – New this Fall: English Career Preparation

15 Apr

ENGLISH CAREER PREPARATION
ENG 298: FALL 2013
Special Topics in Writing Course Offering
2:30-3:45 T/R

What can you do with an English major?

After this class, you will be able to answer this question with confidence.

Description: A major in English provides a student with many career possibilities, several of which many not be obvious to the untrained eye. This course educates students about these possibilities, helps them make informed decisions about what career to choose, and empowers them to identify and plan proactive steps to attain a job in their desired field. In short, instead of wondering what jobs you qualify for you will be preparing for your dream job.

Students in this course will:
• Develop a clear and realistic understanding of the careers available to English majors.
• Choose an intended career path based on individual skills and personality.
• Create a personalized plan to achieve career goals.
• Discuss, develop, and apply skills required to succeed in today’s job market, including but not limited to learning the language of application documents.

Already know what you want to do with your degree?
No problem. This class will help you develop a plan and the skills needed to start your career with confidence.

Thinking about graduate school?
No problem. The process is a little different than applying for other types of positions, and this class will help you understand it.

Contact Janelle Wiess at jwiess@umflint.edu for more detailed information.

Super Shakespeare with Propeller Theater’s All Male Cast

2 Mar

Saturday, February, 23, 2013: a group of nearly seventy UM-Flint students and their guests headed south to Ann Arbor, MI, to take in two Shakespeare plays performed by Propeller, an all-male theater company from England. The 2pm performance of Twelfth Night and the 7:30pm Taming of the Shrew were both wonderful examples of how well Shakespeare can be performed!

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The first act of Twelfth Night opened with a stage in chaos: overturned chairs, dusty sheets hanging from furniture, and a wrecked chandelier on the ground. Feste the Fool, played by Liam O’Brien, opened the show with a beautiful and haunting song and the action never slowed from there. Using ingenious staging and props, and a cast that was in no way hindered by its small numbers, Propeller performed a rendition that was breathtaking and hilarious, poignant and professional.  Beyond the expectation of knowing lines and delivering them well, each member of the cast performed multiple functions throughout the play. Sporting grey half-masks, they were able to be a background presence when not in the spotlight – becoming an onstage audience or simply silent observers. In an element that added a great deal of magic to the show, each actor also played an instrument! Sometimes nearly all the players would be making music, and at other times it was just a single instrument adding an eerie melody to the show. The instruments ran the gamut from guitar to saxophone to wind chimes, and they worked to add an amazing depth of emotion to many scenes.

The character of Maria, played by Gary Shelford, was a crowd favorite. His comedic timing, fantastic facial and body expressions, and tap dancing skills kept the audience engaged and laughing!

Another stand out player was Joseph Chance who played Viola/Cesario. In a video interview on the Propeller site, Chance talks about the character of Viola getting into his muscles and bones, and one can believe it when watching his performance. To be a man playing a woman playing a man… you can imagine how gender roles could become tangled and a bit muddy, but not so for Chance! He managed to give the character of Viola both strength and vulnerability. In some of the more touching scenes between Viola and Orsino one can completely forget the gender that should be kept track of and simply feel the emotion of two humans connecting.

Truly, each player and each scene deserve an in-depth discussion of their power and near perfection. I’ve never been so enthralled and entertained by a live performance, nor so thoroughly drawn into a world on stage.

After a brief break the cast was back in new costumes and with a revamped stage to perform the comedy Taming of the Shrew. With an updated feel and shrewish Kate dressed as an angry goth princess, the play was an emotionally aggressive ride straight through to its end. The Propeller site bills Taming as a “brash, brutal and darkly comic story [that] pulls no punches” (propeller.org.uk). And are they ever right! Where Twelfth Night left the audience breathless from laughter, the audience after Taming of the Shrew was much more taciturn. Kate and Petruchio were both played to their outer limits with results that bordered on disturbing – by the end, Petruchio’s cruelty and Kate’s brokenness are embedded in the audience members.

Occasional relief from the intensity was provided by John Dougall’s portrayal of the lecherous old Gremio who could not help but cackle gleefully when speaking about his potential bride.

Perhaps because it was played so differently from the discussions held in class, the choices made in the acting seemed surprising to most students attending from UM-Flint.  Beyond some of the unexpected characterizations, there were some interesting staging decisions made. For example, Christopher Sly joins in the players during the induction scene to become Petruchio in the play-within-a-play. This leads to the performance concluding as Sly’s dream, instead of the open-ended conclusion of Shakespeare’s writing. A decision that lead to some great post-performance discussions! That may have been the greatest strength of this performance of Taming: it sticks with the audience long after they’ve left the theater. It provokes the viewers into thinking about what they just saw instead of being dazzled by laughter, lights, and music. Its real-world connections to violence and misogyny are easily felt, and make the performance uncomfortable – as witnessing such things should be.

Watching such powerful performances of these plays was a wonderful reminder of how relevant Shakespeare still is in this day and age.  After hundreds of years, his insight and talent for exposing human nature are still captivating audiences, inspiring actors, and giving the world so much more than appears on the surface of his plays.

For preview videos of these two plays:
http://propeller.org.uk/current-productions/twelfth-night-and-the-taming-of-the-shrew/video
For more information on Propeller:  http://propeller.org.uk

Amy Hartwig, guest blogger, former Sigma Tau Delta president, and Maize and Blue nominee

Congratulations to Scott Atkinson, New UM-Flint Publications Board Advisor

20 Feb

Scott Atkinson

Scott as “The Scribe.”[image linked]

Congratulations to Scott Atkinson who was recently named to be UM-Flint M-Times Advisor.  Scott studied composition and rhetoric in the MAELL program, he worked in the Writing Center, and he served as the editor of Qua before graduating in 2011.  Scott works for the Flint Journal as an entertainment reporter and has served on the publications board as a community at-large member since he graduated.  So congratulations on the new post and thank you for giving back to the University.

Living Learning, A Labor of Love

12 Feb

            In Love’s Labor’s Lost, an early comedy by William Shakespeare that, like so many of his plays, is peopled with highly literate characters (“bookmen”) and illiterate “clowns” who say of the Latin sprinkled language of their social betters:  “They have been at a great feast of languages, and stol’n the scraps.”  Many of Shakespeare’s plays meditate on class disparity and highlight the superior quick-wittedness of the lower orders, but this play addresses directly the purpose of the academy and the purpose of education and language learning.  “We have to change or die,” wrote a colleague in his email contribution to a recent English Department strategic planning session; and what he meant was that we have to offer more online classes to accommodate the virtual realities of our students’ lives.  With Shakespeare I say, “nay” or “neigh!”  We must come down off our high horses and use our learning to relocate ourselves in our bodies and in the grit, boredom, pain, joy, and desires of real life. 

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Technology has its uses, but it should never be at the core of humanities education.  In fact, it can be one more way of distancing the academy from the life of the people, of defacing our students when what we should be doing is striking back against this contemporary strand of ivory towerism to insist that education is only valuable to the extent that it returns us to ourselves, our bodies, and helps us face one another in our common humanity.  Inundated with information, our students are strangers to the work of thinking with and through it all to enrich their lives.  It’s our job to show them, through analyzing literature, that thinking is, itself, a pleasurable and creative activity.

 

Shakespeare’s character, the King of Navarre (from Love’s Labor’s Lost), wants his academe to be “the wonder of the world,” “Still and contemplative in living art;” and to that end he makes his three fellow students sign contracts that they will study for three years and, during this time, see no women.  “Dr. Kietzman, I think it’s also important to note that the men also sign on to fast and to sleep but three hours in the night.  Shakespeare presents this kind of study as a way of rising above our lower selves, of increasing our status.  This is still how we think about education,” explained the extremely bright graduate student who is also a teacher at Saginaw Arts and Sciences High School.  As Jarrod spoke, my thoughts drifted to my alma mater, Holy Cross College—a shining Jesuit “city on a hill” full of rich preppie students, mostly from East Coast cities, who almost never ventured down Mount St. James into the depressed neighborhoods of Worcester, Massachusetts.  Here, at UM-Flint, few students venture very far afield, scared away from “reality” by Flint’s negative reputation in the popular press.  At our designated “urban” satellite campus of the University of Michigan we don’t even pretend to peddle knock-offs of a classical education.  What we’re selling at our Kearsley Street cul-de-sac is education with a practical face, but we are still encouraging our students—many of whom are the first in their families to go to college—to climb a ladder.  Maybe it is not the Platonic ladder to wisdom and self-knowledge, but it is certainly the capitalist one of better-paying jobs and higher social status.  But Shakespeare, as Jarrod Morningstar put it, “strikes back” and reminds us that we are all human in his drama.  Drama may be the most human art form of all since the playwright’s medium is the human body, and its fundamental building block the face-to-face transaction between speaking actor and listening audience.  Face-to-face is real life, real love, real conversation, communication, commiseration and celebration.  No matter what century we live in or what ladder we’re trying to climb, we must realize that “learning is but an adjunct to ourselves” and that true wisdom, true civilization, true immortality, resides only within the oral community and its social and sexual processes.  When we deny this reality, preferring online or virtual lives to real ones, aren’t we denying, just as surely as Navarre when he attempts to create a silent court, the truth of that we really are—more or less sophisticated—“talking animals?”

 

 Shakespeare’s “bookmen” begin their descent into Nature and human nature when each decides that he is in love with one of the women who, due to the boys’ club’s rules, are camped out in the fields.  They descend generically declining steps from reason to rhyme to performance to conversation to receiving the answer, “No,” to which Berowne, the most interesting male of the group, responds:  “Our wooing doth not end like an old play:  Jack hath not Jill.  These ladies’ courtesy might well have made our sport a comedy.”  The women flout the men’s clumsy advances and mock them out of their Muscovite masks (indulged in as some kind of weird foreplay).  The women, who also wear masks to confuse their would-be boyfriends, apparently feel that the men are just show-offs who are narcissistic enough to mistake the jewelry gifts they’ve given each woman for the flesh and blood women, themselves.  The women aren’t just flirting.  They are trying to teach their suitors the lesson that love is a two-way, intersubjective street, a duet, and (to quote the wise Rosalind):  “A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear / Of him that hears it, never in the tongue / Of him that makes it.”  Before she will accept his suit, she sentences Berowne to “visit the speechless sick, and still converse / With groaning wretches … to enforce the pained impotent to smile.”  In short, Berowne must learn to consider his audience and to improvise his talk, fitting it to their needs, so it may move their emotions and change or improve their lives.  If we think Rosalind’s demand that her beau “get real,” consider the recent scandal concerning the Heisman trophy runner-up Mani Te’o’s “fake girlfriend.”  What was most “interesting” about the story is that it seems to be the tip of an iceberg:  apparently it’s not uncommon these days for people to consider themselves to be in “relationships” with people they’ve never met.

 

Wow!  This generation really needs Shakespeare, not to fulfill a requirement or because everybody for centuries has said he’s great, but for life lessons.  The relationships he depicts seem (to us) so “modern” because the conversations his lovers have are the ones we wish we were having.  Shakespeare understood the art and drama of conversation so well not only because his was primarily an oral culture and drama an oral art, but because he began his career as an actor and knew, first-hand, what it took to get an audience involved.  His scripts are chocked full of writerly techniques for giving the audience an active role.  Love’s Labor’s Lost ends with a very amateur performance, solicited by the lovestruck men to entertain their sweethearts.  Holofernes, the schoolteacher-playwright, along with a cast of inept oddballs and local illiterates present the pageant of the Nine Worthies.  On a makeshift stage a few humble people (hardly heroic material) must present the historical characters Pompey the Great, Alexander, Hercules, Judas Maccabeus, and Hector.  The play, despite being interrupted by the constant heckling of the aristocratic men, works because it demonstrates the profound yet simple humanity of theatre which makes art of face to face interaction in which actors and audience hold mirrors up to one another.  In this instance, the noblemen in the audience not only refuse to get imaginatively involved, but they refuse to listen, preferring to ridicule a leg, a nose, body odor, the name “Jud-ass,” but most strikingly, the faces of the actors.  

 

When I think about it, what Roger Scruton says in hi 2010 “Gifford Lectures” is correct:  the human face is uniquely vulnerable to others.  Our faces are the one part of ourselves that we do not see—unless we set out to see them, by using mirrors.  “People are surprised by their own face, in the way that they are not surprised by any other part of their body or by the face of another person.  It is through the sight of their own face that they have the sense of what they are for others, and what they are as others.”  But, the main reason I think our faces are our most vulnerable body part is because, under the right conditions, they are the balconies where the subjective soul appears.  It is awful to have one’s face reduced to its features; to face a listener or an audience who will not make the imaginative leap to see the “me” that emerges from them—the subject, revealing itself in the world of objects.  Shakespeare’s dramaturgy shows how human actors can deceive through their faces, and can use their faces to shape the world in their own favor.  In Macbeth, Duncan regrets having been taken in by the treacherous Thane of Cawdor, Macbeth’s predecessor in that title, saying “There is no art / To find the mind’s construction in the face.”  But, more often than not, the deceivers are villains who in asides to the audience reveal their real feelings, giving the audience practice reading faces.  What is constantly remarkable and compelling in Shakespeare’s drama is the way the actors confront and address the audience, highlighting the way human beings create and recreate one another face to face or, by refusing such encounters, deface actors onstage and scene partners in our own lives.

 

Students in Shakespeare seminar were able to see and discuss such issues in relation to Love’s Labor’s Lost, but every week the student who is responsible for giving the seminar presentation berates him- or herself for a poor performances.  So I addressed this in an email to the students that basically said, “Hey, let’s go easy on ourselves.  When we are giving class presentations or even when we speak up in a small group, we are in the same vulnerable position as those characters who staged the Nine Worthies play.  Despite feeling intimidated, let’s take a lesson from Shakespeare who stresses with that play within the play that it is not only okay (but best) to be human, to expose ourselves, to express our uncertainties and limitations.  That’s the beauty of drama, and it is the beauty of teaching and learning (especially in such a small group).  The freer people feel to explore ideas that they are developing, the freer we feel to question and challenge, to suggest and encourage one another, the better our seminar experience will be.  We come in with some ideas (sometimes more than others), but we should leave buzzing with new insights and things that we’d never thought of and questions, questions, questions.  So … let’s not worry about our performances, let’s accept our humanity and just show what we’ve got.” 

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In conclusion, I want to say a few things about the Shakespearean character whose reconstructed face made front page news last week—King Richard III.  The skeletal remains of Richard, excavated from under a carpark in Leicester, England, suggest that the “real” Richard suffered from severe scoliosis of the spine and, for Shakespeare-aholics, this means that perhaps his evil-genius sociopath character (made such by maternal and social rejection) may not have been an outright falsification.  Shakespeare’s Richard is desperate to transcend his body and he does so by “fram[ing] his face to all occasions,” “wet[ting] his cheeks with artificial tears,” “chang[ing] shapes with Proteus for advantages,” and “set[ting] the murderous Machiavel to school.”  In short, he presents to the audience his messed-up hunchback self, playing the actor.  Amazing what will can do!  Richard is mesmerizing and successful.  His dramatizations of loving brother, honest soldier, besotted lover, patriotic servant actually work on those people he deceives.  But his performances work not just because Richard is a good actor, but because the people he dupes trade their bodily knowledge for power.  Most of them have an inkling, a nightmare, a gut feeling that Richard is not to be trusted; but they mock their dreams, swallow their curses, and try to dispel their consciences figured as “a blushing, shame-fac’d spirit that mutinies in a man’s bosom” and “beggars any man that keeps it.”

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[Headline]  NATURE TRIUMPHS OVER RICHARD in the end.  Richard’s mother, tired of watching her entire family slaughtered by plotting brain of her twisted son, decides to use her maternal power to “smother” in the breath of bitter words her “damned son” that smothered the princes in the Tower.  The women, perhaps sensing their psychological power over a man who feels that Nature, Love, and his mother conspired against him in utero, insult him throughout the play, calling him a “poisonous spider,” “a foul, bunch-backed toad,” “an elvish, marked, abortive, rooting hog.”  By Act 5, it is as if Richard has internalized all of these horrible animal images and the accusing female voices, punctuated with the curse of his mother.  Wanting his former “alacrity of spirit,” he is depressed on the eve of battle and he dreams that all of the ghosts of the people he’s murdered return to accuse him.  Waking up in a cold sweat, he describes the chorus of internal voices as his conscience with “a thousand several tongues” that cry “Guilty, guilty!”  Accused in his sleep by an audience that hisses him offstage, he is finally stripped of his false faces:  “I shall despair; there is no creature loves me, / And if I did no soul will pity me.”

 During the battle, Richard’s horse is killed and he famously cries, “A horse!  A horse!  My kingdom for a horse!  The loss of his mount forces Richard to appreciate what power Nature truly has.  Having a mount neutralizes Richard’s below-torso disability, but without the horse, he is brought down to earth on a gimp leg, to slouch across the field like a beast, and to wield a sword with a withered arm.  He is brought home to the body he sought to escape.  The excavated skeleton bears the marks of battle wounds but also blows sustained after death from vengeful soldiers of the victorious army of Henry Tudor.

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Looking at the layout of Richard’s skeletal remains in the New York Times, I cannot help but feel for the man who had to build a character around that twisted structural core described in print as “the deep curvature of the upper spine … that causes the hunchback appearance, with a raised right shoulder.”  “And if I die no soul shall pity me,” lamented Richard to no one but the overhearing audience.  Yet I feel pity … not just for Richard.  The Roman poet Ovid who, in his Metamorphoses, sets out to tell of “bodies changed to other forms,” ends his poem with a monologue from Pythagoras (mathematician, vegetarian, cult leader).  Pythagoras believed in the transmigration of the soul and reports the belief that when the marrow of the human spine decays in the grave, it becomes a serpent.  When I see Richard’s spine as a serpent, I don’t automatically think of evil—Shakespeare has trained me too well to be that reductive; what I do think of is the serpentine course each embodied life takes from womb to tomb and a deep respect for those forms of life (the theatre, the classroom, human conversation) that teach us to locate knowledge in life itself, in our interaction with others in the community, in face-to-face encounters that give room and improvisatory freedom for souls to come out and play.  So the next time you are tempted to spend hours on “Facebook,” polishing your mask or preparing your face, remember Richard’s end.  Risk taking your face out:  meet some real people in real time—live and speak about your body’s experience of the world before we all, like him, come to dust.     

The skeleton of Richard III, which was discovered at the Grey Friars excavation site in Leicester, central England, is seen in this photograph provided by the University of Leicester and received in London

 

Congratulations, Jared!

24 Jan

MA candidate Jared Morningstar was recently recognized by the National Council of Teachers of English (NCTE) as a 2012 High School Teacher of Excellence. Jared, who teaches language arts at Saginaw Arts & Sciences Academy, was one of 12 secondary teachers from around the country to be so honored at the NCTE’s convention in Las Vegas.

This isn’t Jared’s first teaching award. He is also a 2012 recipient of the Touchstone Award for Excellence in Arts Education, given by the Michigan Council of Teachers of English (MCTE) in partnership with Michigan Youth Arts. Jared was nominated for the Touchstone by a fellow MCTE member who was impressed both by Jared’s students’ work and by Jared’s interactions with his students at the 2011 Michigan Youth Arts Festival. It’s a testament to Jared’s effectiveness as a creative writing teacher that every year, 5-7 of his students are invited to participate in this exciting three-day Festival of workshops and performances.

We’ve only just gotten to know Jared, now in his second semester at UM-Flint. We’re proud to congratulate him on his teaching accomplishments and we look forward to more great work from him!

Teaching the “Ruinaissance” in Flint, Michigan

19 Jan

   

John Milton

         I am teaching a course in the poetry of Edmund Spenser and John Milton to students at the University of Michigan-Flint.  The course attempts to expose students to the idea that the English literary tradition was built by pens and heads sitting by their studious lamps, musing, searching, revolving new notions, and having intense conversations with their beloved dead predecessors.  Spenser loved Chaucer and Virgil and Ovid and Plato.  Milton thought the “sage and serious poet Spenser” to be a better teacher than Scotus or Aquinas—because by following his characters through the thickets of fairyland, the reader gained practice reasoning and interpreting which is, essentially, about making choices; what better resource for learning to navigate the involved paths of the fallen world than “books promiscuously read?”  “Dr. Kietzman, can you look at the word on page 48.  What language is that?”  The student is pointing to a word in lower-case Greek script which translates as “enthusiasmos” or inspiration.  Most of my students are finding the initial dip into Spenser to be “all Greek.”  “Who is Virgil?”  “Is there a book that can give me an understanding of the back stories?”  They don’t know The Aeneid or why Dido is such a controversial and problematic figure in Aeneas’ history?   I simplify it for them:  public duty divine calling … GOOD; private love, passionate affair … BAD.  This makes them laugh.  Suddenly, they are asking questions and they want to know more.  I realize in a flash that my class is probably the closest most of these bright and perceptive people will come to a classical education, and the most I will be able to give them is a crude topographical map, marked with directions, major civilizations and the authors that “put these nations and their values on our map,” and tell them merry tales from Ovid that all the English poets repeated.  We are in Flint, a city at the top of the “misery index,” and one of my colleagues asserted in a department meeting last semester that what I teach is not “relevant to students’ occupational objectives,” yet I see them awakening.  It may be grandiose to think of what we are experiencing as a Renaissance, so let’s think of it as a Ruinassance, wondering through fragments of the past scattered along the densely allusive lines of Spenser, who spent his writing life in the exile of southwest Ireland, and Milton, who finally got around to using his talents when he was a blind war criminal, a regicide, blessedly overlooked by the restored Stuart regime.  Maybe they are not so unlike us after all except in their enthusiasmos which are like springing fountains; and my students eyes light up when some drops of “holy water” fall upon their heads.

Spenser’s castle, Kilcolman, from which he was forced to flee in 1598 when the Irish burned it.

          Spenser and Milton were living in dangerous and disordered times.  When we hear the word “Renaissance,” I think we imagine some golden world of art, theatre, and literature.  But England saw itself differently as a marginal, rogue nation with no empire and no ability to compete with the big boys of Europe (SpainandFrance).  Both English rulers and English writers linked material insufficiency to spiritual strength.  For Spenser, in the wilds of an Ireland whose chiefs staunchly resisted the English attempts to settle colonists on plantations, the Renaissance was also a Ruinaissance, a sifting through the residue of the classical tradition, and raking in the ashes of English in order to remember the cinders of his heritage.  Spenser set about to claim the kingdom of his own language; and he incorporated words from the “Old English” dialect spoken in the Pale by earlier Norman settlers and he incorporated words from Scots and Gaelic as well as classical languages.  Spenser made writing out of loss.  Why cannot we do the same? 

 

In “April” the shepheards remember one of Colin’s greatest hits which he sung to Eliza before he fell in love with Rosalind.

           We’re beginning the semester with the first great works of both Spenser and Milton, which happen to be elegies.  Students have little experience with this form (when I asked, none could cite any elegies that they especially liked) despite the fact that elegy is concerned with issues so necessary to our lives.  I don’t think there is any other literary form in which words do such important work.  They enable the writer and reader to grieve, to express anger, to question the gods, to remember lost ones, to come to terms with our shared mortality, and to tap into the wellsprings of our own creativity.  What elegy teaches us is that we must accept and enter into our own deepest pain.  If we tap into that, we tap into our creative life.  How is this not relevant to our students?  Pain is everyday.  Pain is all around.  I learned last semester that the general disease our students suffer from is a lack of encouragement, time, and inspiration to express themselves creatively.  The hours on Facebook are not enough.  Screens are not the solution.  Maybe Spenser and Milton have something to say to us that still that is deeply relevant about human growth not despite but from the pains and frustrations and losses of our lives.  Maybe Spenser and Milton help us understand how learning to love—really love—is learning to mourn.

Pan, the God of shepheardes and inventor of the “Pan pipes” made from reeds (the nympth Syrinx begged to be metamorphosed) and she was turned into reeds which Pan plays! Weird and weirder!

           Spenser’s pastoral poem, The Shepheardes Calendar, is not an elegy occasioned by a particular death, although his poetic persona, Colin Clout, the lowly shepherd boy, is complaining about having fallen in love with a girl who rejects him.  As we move through the months of the year—January to December—we hear about how great a poet Colin was until he saw “a sight that bred my bane” (Rosalind) and understood for himself “that love shoulde breed both joy and payne.”  The other shepherds try to console him and lure him back to the activities that once gave him pleasure:  reminding him that their pastoral world is a paradise, that the world needs his poetic gifts, remembering songs he sung and the sight of the Muses running to hear him pipe.  Colin refuses to sing:  what’s the point of poetry?  What point is there in writing or singing when it doesn’t get you girls, earn money, and when there are no “jobs” for poets?  Besides, says Colin (I’m paraphrasing), all the great poets are dead!  Spenser has Colin specifically grieve over the loss of Chaucer (“The God of shepheards, Tityrus”) who is “dead” but who was “the soveraigne head / Of shepheards all, that bene with love ytake; / Well couth he wayle hys Woes, and lightly slake / The flames, which love within his heart had bredd,”.  Believe it or not, one of my students (who is currently taking Dr. Larsen’s Chaucer class) had his book of dream visions in his hand, and made the right connection to a poem in which Chaucer’s narrator is a lovesick insomniac who reads Ovid to distract himself from woe, learns from the Roman poet that there is “a god of slepe” to whom he prays, promising lavish mattresses and silken coverlets, and falls asleep to dream a dream which he describes as a “wonder thing.”  I digress (as I often must in class), but returning to Colin:  we finally hear him sing when invited to sing an elegy for Dido, the Queen of Carthage who killed herself after Aeneas’ abandonment.  Colin does what the duty-bound Aeneas did not do, he mourns for Dido (like Chaucer before him); and within the limitations of his former lament, he recognizes a usable truth:  if the “state of earthlie things” is, as we experience it, trustless and unsure and governed by Mutability (personified at the end of the Fairie Queene as an electrifying and energetic goddess), death is just the big change when “soule [is] unbodied of the burdenous corpse.”

             “Is Colin wasting his time with love?” a student asks.  “Is love destroying him? Is it preventing him from singing as sweetly as a swan?  Maybe.  Many of the characters in his rural world think so.  But the wise old shepherd, Thenot, offers a valuable perspective on the long term project that is human love:

                         Ah fool, for love does teach him climbe so hie,

                        And lyftes him up out of the loathsome myre:

                        Such immortall mirrhor, as he doth admire,

                        Would rayse ones mynd above the starry skie.

                        And cause a caytive corage to aspire,

                        For lofty love doth loath a lowly eye.

There are so many messages to help my students:  these fictional voices from the great poets of the past whisper, “all you have been through and all you are going through is not accidental and pointless, but part of the living force that is within you, within us, your struggles were our struggles.”  We created consolations for ourselves, resolved our mourning, and discovered reasons to sing.  You can, too.”  Their submerged messages touch gently our “trembling ears” and we read on and sometimes risk writing a response.  As we listen, we unconsciously accept their proffered companionship and feel less alone with such spirit guides who talk every time we open their books, now ours, and pronounce their words in our mouths (because “you can make sense of it more easily when you hear it”).  The ear is a better guide than the eye in these foreign worlds where the spelling is “weird,” where there was no “spell-check,” and where “eke” means also. 

William Blake’s Milton in His Old Age (1816-1820)

             I find myself constantly reassuring students that, as the sun of understanding rises to stretch out all the hills of new found lands, they must not be afraid.  “We cannot know all that they knew.”  We just have to find and love an oak, a stream, a rock, a cloud, or (in Chaucer’s Book of the Duchess) a puppy or a melancholy stranger.  As in life, we must find and cling to things we can love.  We must stay with them long enough to understand their power or let them lead us to fresh groves and pastures new.  It is crucial that students have the experience of their own limits and that they accept their limits.  The experience of limitation is our human ID card and the natural sense of loss and impurity we bring into the world our Passport.  It is a wonderful thing to be the witnesses of worlds we could never have made.  It is a wonderful thing to honor poet-makers and, by extension, great creating Nature by whatever name we know He or She.  The world transfigured on a page is as wonderful as the world revealed to Job by God when he speaks from the whirlwind, but the worlds inside us that we glimpse in these mirrors are also wild lands full of well springs and streams.  We receive the most satisfying refreshment when we bow down and taste the cold waters of these internal springs.

       As teacher, I am also mother and travel guide.  I know quite a bit more than my students do, but what I reiterate over and over is that I, too, am learning.  I tell them what I believe:  that comprehensive knowledge is not the point, that their songs and discoveries along the way are what matters most of all.  We must use the material we’re studying to make our own “mery tales” or sad tales.  So we sit together in 456 French Hall and we talk and sing, and tell old tales, and laugh at silly shepherds, and speak of Elizabeth’s court, and hear the rumors of turning political tides, imagining the future when John Milton will yet once more argue passionately that all Kings be held accountable.  We are God’s spies, and we accept Milton’s definition, lifted from Scripture, of Truth as a streaming fountain; “if her water flow not in a perpetuall progression, they sick’n into a muddy pool of conformity and tradition.  A man may be a heretick in the truth; and if he believe things only because his Pastor sayes so, or the Assembly so determines, without knowing other reason, though his belief be true, yet the very truth he holds becomes his heresie.”  We must humbly accept our smallness in the presence of such teachers, and we must take the freedom they offer to reach and grasp and build with those blocks we can reach, trusting that in time, our arms will lengthen, our desire deepen, and our minds grow.  Growth happens in strange ways though.  I don’t think we can grow students’ minds by writing more detailed syllabi or giving them more assignments.  We must give them time and space to be spontaneous.  But most of all, we must trust them.  We have to mourn our own lack of talent, education, time, teaching techniques, and the failures of our efforts—in short, we must face our hopelessness; and it is this which seems to allow the redeeming force to come into play.

Milton’s elegy Lycidas, written on the occasion of a fellow student’s drowning in the Irish Sea, gave Milton the chance to find his personal voice and discover that its most powerful expression may be that of witness.

             Please accept this heartfelt sketch of what I think I need to do as a teacher.  If it seems like a mass of fragments, my excuse is that I am a student of the Ruinaissance in love with the words and lines, sounds and visions I find.  Preparing to teach “Lycidas” next week, I read over morning coffee Stanley Fish’s summary of the problems critics find with the poem which has been described as “an effort to bind and clamp together a universe trying to fly off into separate bits” or “an accumulation of beautiful fragments.” Milton understood his smallness and he appreciated the power and the wisdom of the voices he heard in his books.  His work achieves individuality by witnessing and paying tribute to his complex loves and to his love of study.  “Lycidas” begins as will so many of his prose tracts with the apology that he is unready for a task he is being asked to perform before his gifts are mature.  We are called to the same task.

 Building the Temple of God in the Ruinaissance of Flint,

Mary Jo Kietzman

 

 

Celly. Gauge. Stronk. These words are amazeballs!

21 Dec

Students in Linguistics 346 – Linguistic Analysis worked on slang dictionary entries this fall semester. Below are their abbreviated entries. Enjoy!


amazeballs  [əˈmeɪzˌbɔːlz] (adj.): 1. Beyond amazing; something or someone that is so amazing that a regular word could not suffice. (That concert I went to last night was amazeballs.) 2. Superlative used when someone shares exciting news with you that no other word will amount to the excitement you have over it. (Oh my god, that is so amazeballs! I’m so happy for you!) 3. Term that was supposedly made famous my celebrity blogger Perez Hilton

bro  [brəʊ] (n.): 1. A shortening of the word brother, used between siblings. My older bro took me shopping.  2. Slang. A shortening of the word brother, used between alpha males to refer to a male who is not related, but is so emotionally close to you, that he could be a brother. Often referred to as a ‘soul brother’. “It meant you wore a backward hat, maybe waxed your chest, used the word “bro” a lot, drank Red Bull and vodkas, had a name for both your car and your penis, felt a reflexive need to high-five after sex, and would someday either work as a trader or just act like you did.”

"Ovechkin and Knuble About to Hug" by clydeorama, on Flickr

CC BY-NC 2.0 photo by Flickr user, clydeorama

celly  [sel-li] (n.) 1. Hockey slang, short for celebrate. Often taking place after a sick goal, as a reward for the player. A brief expression of elation, rather than a gathering or festivity. (Ex: Number 23 scored a goal, in which the puck bounced off the side of the net, tying up the game, and proceeded with a celly.)  2. Usually performed by one player, but can also include the whole team. (Ex: The whole Capitals Hockey Team, participated in a celly when they made it through the playoff games.)  3. Overdone cellys can become a target for trash talk amongst players.(Ex: The bender league hockey players scrutinized the amateur hockey player for swimming across the ice in a celly after a goal.)

"Gauges" by K. Cleveland

gauge  [ɡeɪdʒ] (n): 1) a piercing of large relative diameter obtained through stretching, punching, scalpelling, or other means, usually in reference to earlobe piercings.  2) jewelry worn in a large piercing, i.e. plugs, tunnels, weights, etc.   plural- ‘gauges’

Synonyms: plugs, stretches, stretched piercings

Examples:“Is that a gauge in your lip?”

                              “I love your gauges!”

gauge [ɡeɪdʒ] (v, inf): 1) to stretch a piercing.

            Synonyms: stretch, stretching, stretched

            Examples:  “Did he gauge his septum?”

“That dirty hipster started gauging his gauges.”

gauged  [ɡeɪdʒd] (adj):  1) used to describe a piercing that has been stretched, punched, scalpelled, or otherwise enlarged.

Synonyms: stretched, enlarged

Examples:  “Sammy loves her gauged labret.”

“Jean-Pierre continued gauging his gauged gauges.”

jelly (adj.) Internet slang. jealous (U jelly?)

minger [mɪŋə] (n.):  A derogatory term used to describe a person who is not attractive, or is dirty, unclean, smelly. (My brother’s new girlfriend is a minger and hasn’t showered in three days!).

"Panda" by George Lu, on Flickr

CC BY 2.0 Photo Flickr User George Lu

Sad Panda (n.): A third person reference to oneself as sad, but panda can be combined with other emotions such as “happy.” Can be considered a type of verbal “smiley face” i.e. :) or :( Also used to reference situations, as in “I was along with Ally and Erica and it was very awkward panda.” In this case the word acts as an adjective.

 

 

"Strong Man Bot" by Jenn and Tony Bott, on Flickr

CC BY-NC 2.0 Photo by Jenn and Tony Bot

stronk  [strɒŋk]  (adj.): 1. Unjustly or unfairly having too much might and power; being overpowered or unbalanced; unable to be defied or challenged.

“Dictators are stronk.”

“Wow, did you see that team fight?  They’re stronk!”

 2. Sarcastic usage: polar opposite of strong, sufficient, or skilled; often used to make fun of or ridicule someone, something, or some idea that is defective, grievous, or awful; extremely inadequate or incompetent.  This can also be used to point out the failures of the opposing person, object, or idea that is not mentioned.

“Man, my eyes are horrible.  Carrots too stronk.”

“SORAKA TOO STRONK!”

 
swag (n.): 1. Promotional merchandise for a band, record label, or other entity in the music business, usually distributed at concerts.  Acronym-Something We All Get. 2. Slang. cool dress or attitude.
"Yoopers Tap Da Sap" by yooperann, on Flickr

CC BY-NC-ND 2.0 Photo by Flickr user yooperann

 

Yooper [juʹpɚ] (n.)  1.A person from the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. <That Yooper has never been farther south than St. Ignace.> 2. A dialect of English spoken in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. <He speaks Yooper when he visits his family.>

adj. Of, relating to, derived from, or typical of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, its people, or its culture. <A Chevy with no rust holes? That’s a Yooper Cadillac!>

 

 

Qua Launch Party

3 Dec

Qua  will celebrate its Fall 2012 issue on Thursday, December 13th with a launch party at Buckham Gallery. Our contributors will read their work and refreshments will be served. The event begins at 7PM. We hope to see you there!

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